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		<title>Abyss Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2026 02:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Part I When I applied to Skybound Jump Arena, I thought my biggest problems would be screaming toddlers, the occasional vomit in the foam pit, and maybe the off chance I’d have to tell someone twice my size to stop having fun. I was wrong....]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Cat Wall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2026 02:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Part I Bob came to the vague realization that something had gone wrong the moment he opened his eyes and found himself standing in an infinite white void. There was no light source, yet he could see. No walls, yet he could feel the space...]]></description>
		
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		<title>Evil</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 06:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[God, it’s cold. Shivering, I push my hand out of my coat sleeve. Check my watch. Seven thirty. It won’t be long now. I scan the edge of the field, just to be sure, then reach for the thermos. I twist off the cap. Steam...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Clawpocalypse</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 02:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hoping to film a food tour and rack up views, influencer Ethan Carter and his friend Tyler Banks arrive at a sleepy coastal town with a shabby boardwalk and a taste for seafood. But after a strange crab dinner and a warning from a grizzled fisherman about military experiments in nearby waters, their trip takes a turn. When something pale, glowing, and far too intelligent comes clicking at their motel door, they realize the tide is bringing in more than just shells. A creature feature with teeth, claws, and coastal charm, this story blends siege survival with dark humor for a salty, high-stakes fight against the deep.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Rings</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 21:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[“Cold grazes fat on the corpse of summer’s dew.” “True.” I rip off a chunk of bread and toss it to her. “It would be easier.” She catches it with both hands and disappears behind a curtain of hair. Face, bread, and all. Squatted down,...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Planet of the Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2025 17:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[When Rory awakens from cryogenic sleep, he expects a brighter future. Instead, he finds himself in a world where hyper-intelligent cats have enslaved humanity. Forced into servitude under feline overlords, Rory quickly learns that humans are little more than disposable labor in Meowtopia. But not everyone has accepted their fate. A rebellion is growing in the shadows, and Rory may be the key to their final stand. Armed with wit, unlikely allies, and a plan so absurd it just might work, he must navigate the most bizarre war in history. Will humanity reclaim its freedom, or has the Great Fluffening sealed their fate forever? A darkly humorous tale of resistance, feline tyranny, and the power of sheer ridiculousness, this story will have you questioning who’s really in charge—us or our cats?]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Prince of Winter Hollow</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2024 17:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Gabe lives in Winter Hollow, a town that takes Christmas obsession to a whole new level. When the dashing Prince Stefan of Veldenmark arrives, bringing his mysterious charm and a fairytale romance with local baker Holly, the town is swept up in holiday magic. But Gabe senses something isn’t right. As strange events unfold—trees appearing in odd places, glowing runes, and an eerie connection between Stefan and the forest—Gabe realizes there’s more to the prince than meets the eye. A sinister truth lies beneath Winter Hollow’s festive facade, and Gabe must uncover it before the holiday season takes a dark and irreversible turn.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Yams of the Damned</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2024 17:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving. My least favorite time of year, a holiday dedicated to the ancient art of overeating in the name of familial “bonding.” But this year, for the second time in a row, I was the poor sap hosting, and let me tell you, I was...]]></description>
		
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		<title>My Closet is Trying to Kill Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Look, I’m not saying my closet is haunted. I’m just saying… there’s no logical explanation for what’s been happening. It started the week we moved into the new house. Kelvin and I found this place during one of those spontaneous &#8220;we need a bigger place...]]></description>
		
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		<title>Blacky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2020 16:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Prejudice has always required three main ingredients: One, lots of people with one or more common traits. Two, other people that don’t share those traits. Three, enough people upset over it. Silverkey Crossing has always been predominantly white like any small town of the Midwest....]]></description>
		
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		<title>He’s Killing Up There</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Part 1 “So I’m in the cosmetics aisle, right? And I’m standing there reading this bottle of lotion. ‘Not tested on animals,’ it says. And I’m thinking: Really? Like, who the hell is rubbing lotion on animals? Anyone?” A modest amount of laughter from the...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Bottom of the Ninth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 05:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[“Welcome back to the bottom of the ninth inning ladies and gentlemen and it appears that we have yet to receive an update on the injury to the twenty four-year veteran, Bryce Harper, who was hit by that devastating fastball to start the inning and...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Zombie Pitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 05:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So, what’s it like to be a zombie? I’ll save you the effort of asking because we both know that’s what you’re thinking… right? Or, more to the point, what the best part of being a zombie? Well I’ll tell you one thing: it’s not...]]></description>
		
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