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		<title>My Closet is Trying to Kill Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Look, I’m not saying my closet is haunted. I’m just saying… there’s no logical explanation for what’s been happening. It started the week we moved into the new house. Kelvin and I found this place during one of those spontaneous &#8220;we need a bigger place...]]></description>
		
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		<title>Blacky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2020 16:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Prejudice has always required three main ingredients: One, lots of people with one or more common traits. Two, other people that don’t share those traits. Three, enough people upset over it. Silverkey Crossing has always been predominantly white like any small town of the Midwest....]]></description>
		
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		<title>He’s Killing Up There</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Part 1 “So I’m in the cosmetics aisle, right? And I’m standing there reading this bottle of lotion. ‘Not tested on animals,’ it says. And I’m thinking: Really? Like, who the hell is rubbing lotion on animals? Anyone?” A modest amount of laughter from the...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Bottom of the Ninth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 05:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[“Welcome back to the bottom of the ninth inning ladies and gentlemen and it appears that we have yet to receive an update on the injury to the twenty four-year veteran, Bryce Harper, who was hit by that devastating fastball to start the inning and...]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Zombie Pitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 05:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So, what’s it like to be a zombie? I’ll save you the effort of asking because we both know that’s what you’re thinking… right? Or, more to the point, what the best part of being a zombie? Well I’ll tell you one thing: it’s not...]]></description>
		
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