My first love was Misty from Pokรฉmon. Those legs, that sass, she was absolutely perfect. No one else could ever compare. When I played the games, Iโ€™d hang around her gym and pretend that we were on a date. I built my team to be...

From the moment she learned to walk, little Myrtle dreamed of becoming a tap dancer. She would totter through the house, her chubby bare feet slapping arrhythmically on the hardwood, her squeaky voice calling out โ€œTa-ta-ta-ta-ta!โ€ like tap shoes on a stage. When her second-grade teacher...

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