My first love was Misty from Pokรฉmon. Those legs, that sass, she was absolutely perfect. No one else could ever compare. When I played the games, Iโ€™d hang around her gym and pretend that we were on a date. I built my team to be...

Is Doctor Disrespect one of your heroes? I know he was one of mine. Yes, was. I guess I still respect the guy. But he went down one motherfucker of a rabbit hole and dragged me down with him. Iโ€™m seventeen and I wash windows. Thatโ€™s why...

yourfaceyourporn.mov My wife tells me sheโ€™s cheating on me about halfway through dinner. I work my way through the potatoes, the beans, and most of the meat before replying. โ€œWho?โ€ โ€œThat doesnโ€™t matter.โ€ It very muchย does matter, I think. I imagine a 6โ€™4, muscular, chiseled Greek God of a man...

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