24 Jul Rule 34
My first love was Misty from PokΓ©mon. Those legs, that sass, she was absolutely perfect. No one else could ever compare. When I played the games, Iβd hang around her gym and pretend that we were on a date. I built my team to be...
My first love was Misty from PokΓ©mon. Those legs, that sass, she was absolutely perfect. No one else could ever compare. When I played the games, Iβd hang around her gym and pretend that we were on a date. I built my team to be...
Is Doctor Disrespect one of your heroes? I know he was one of mine. Yes, was. I guess I still respect the guy. But he went down one motherfucker of a rabbit hole and dragged me down with him. Iβm seventeen and I wash windows. Thatβs why...
yourfaceyourporn.mov My wife tells me sheβs cheating on me about halfway through dinner. I work my way through the potatoes, the beans, and most of the meat before replying. βWho?β βThat doesnβt matter.β It very muchΒ does matter, I think. I imagine a 6β4, muscular, chiseled Greek God of a man...
I remember the first time I woke up. I didnβt know where I was or who I was. There were no memories of where I came from or what was happening to me. But there were bright white lights and maybe a dozen men in...
Creepypasta is dead. Its corpse is filled with parasites. There was a brief, wonderful window of time in the early 2010s where everything was perfect. Slenderman was still scary. Candle Cove could have been a real show. Jeff the Killer was...
Roxyβs Lounge.Β It was the sort of dimly-lit, mid-century styled bar that was too classy for me by half. In the real world, itβs the kind of place Iβd have gone to get shit-faced on overpriced cocktails at a Game Developerβs Conference after-party. But that was...
Teddy Wilson rapped one knuckle against the smoked-stained glass door adorned with the worn, white letters that announced, βMartin Croker: Editorβ before popping his head into the room. βYou wanted to see me boss?βΒ The man who served as his immediate supervisor for the last decade...
It was the 2nd of January, 2:04 AM. I woke up to a knocking on the door. One knock every three seconds. I slipped on my slippers and walked down the stairs. As I walked down, the knocking on the door got faster, almost like...