His name was Connor. Dustin Connor, but he never went by that name. Some called him Con or Connor. I called him Mr. Connor. Mr. Connor was the bravest and most imposing man that I and many have ever known. He stood well over six feet...

My first love was Misty from Pokรฉmon. Those legs, that sass, she was absolutely perfect. No one else could ever compare. When I played the games, Iโ€™d hang around her gym and pretend that we were on a date. I built my team to be...

yourfaceyourporn.mov My wife tells me sheโ€™s cheating on me about halfway through dinner. I work my way through the potatoes, the beans, and most of the meat before replying. โ€œWho?โ€ โ€œThat doesnโ€™t matter.โ€ It very muchย does matter, I think. I imagine a 6โ€™4, muscular, chiseled Greek God of a man...

From the moment she learned to walk, little Myrtle dreamed of becoming a tap dancer. She would totter through the house, her chubby bare feet slapping arrhythmically on the hardwood, her squeaky voice calling out โ€œTa-ta-ta-ta-ta!โ€ like tap shoes on a stage. When her second-grade teacher...

My name is Mortimer Lipschitz. I know the name itself suggests otherwise, but I shit you not. That's really my name. I used to wish it wasn't. On all that's holy, I wished it wasn't. But I suppose that the name was never really the...

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