I cannot deny that my chosen profession is one of great fascination andβ€”truth be toldβ€”amusement for myself.Β  I am sure the same does not always hold true for the clients I serve, but that is of no consequence of concern for yours truly.Β  I am...

He’s talking again.Β  Why is he talking?Β  Jesus Christ.Β  And my tie.Β  Feels so goddamn tight.Β  Like I’m being choked to death.Β  Maybe if I just stick my finger in there, pull it out more.Β  Get some fucking relief.Β  But I already did that.Β  God...

No coverage, not even one bar.Β  The battery was dead anyway.Β  It was still daytime, but it was overcast, and the sky had a perfectly even dullness so there was no way to tell what time of day it was, much less which direction was...

β€œBreaker one-nine, breaker one-nine.”  BOOLEEP. Nothing. β€œBreaker one-nine.Β  Anyone copy?”  BOOLEEP. Glen took a swipe at my hand as I attempted to key up the base station radio mic once more. β€œGive it up,”  he belched.Β  β€œYou lost another one, man.”  He crumpled his empty can of MGD onto...

There was a time once when my life was more like what most would call normal.Β  I don’t remember when that was, but it’s only logical to assume that before pills, punk rock and pussy, there was a bout of normalcy for Mister Gillean Rush.Β ...

I don’t go into the woods.Β  There are things in there, things that drive my anxiety through the roof at the mere thought of coming close to them.Β  A casual hiker may not notice them, lying low and deep within the surrounding foliage.Β  On a...

I’m on the lookout for a new job, but I think it’s time that I got a job that has nothing at all to do with IT.Β  I mean nothing.Β  No computers.Β  No keyboards, mice, motherboards, wired networks, wireless networks.Β  Definitely no PEBKAC (look it...

In between the mozzarella sticks and the second course, I’m thinking about dying. I don’t think of anyone or anything in particular, and I most especially am not thinking about myself.Β  I happen to like life most of the time, and as far as I know,...

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