I hate Friday nights. Lately, I just hate them. I rolled a six this time, so I can breathe easily for another week. I turn away from the poor suckers still rolling the dice. I can't watch. The only sound in the room is the small crack...

β€œSorry, new kid, but you’re last in today so you’re our candidate this year!” The kid in front of our classroom door relaying this to me looked a mixture of pity and relief, his nose taped over and a black eye, an immediate standout feature....

A few seconds.Β  I looked down for just a few seconds, and I ended up being treated to an experience that has permanently warped my sense of reality. I was driving home after work.Β  I’d had to stay late to help clean up, and the sun...

β€œMy wife is such a bitch.” Right on schedule, Shane started complaining about his wife while drinking beer number four.Β  Whether it has anything to do with the amount of alcohol in his system or whether he thought enough time had passed so he could start...

They were never even supposed to be here. Forty-seven kilometers past the Arctic Circle, the lone helicopter neared its target. According to the classified reports she’d been graciously given, the facility wasn’t even supposed to exist. Even from this angle, it wasn’t much of a surprise to see...

The downtown library was always a comfort to me as a young schoolboy. Often getting picked on by bullies, I would hide away in the recesses of the stories I found there, imagining a lifetime of adventures I could never have. Perhaps my favorite collection of works...

The following personal ad was discovered among a myriad of others on a dark web forum.Β  It was connected to a local string of murders by the Rochester Coast Police Department.Β  It is being made public at the request of the Chief of Police.Β  Any...

I never met my mom. Not…really, anyway. She didn’t abandon us; she didn’t die giving birth, I wasn’t put up for adoption, nothing like that. We lived in the same house for 12 years.Β  Our paths just never crossed, which, I guess, is because she didn’t really have...

In our neighborhood, in the town of Wauwatosa, WI, trick-or-treating was initially scheduled for October 27th.Β  Inclement weather called for a reschedule, so it ended up being on Halloween night, which, as you know, was a Thursday this year.Β  Weather again caused a cancellation, but...

Saturday, December 22nd – 2:00 p.m. Shaun Kilpatrick loaded up the trophy buck, securing it to the back of the four-wheeler. Wiping a light sheen of sweat from his forehead, he chuckled at the unpredictable Arkansas weather. One minute it was below freezing and the next,...

β€œI need to see the Wizard King,” I told the wraith who guarded the King’s tower. The entity observed me, standing motionless near the door it guarded.Β  The human elements were wrapped in gray cloth that seemed to sway as though floating in water, tugged at...

Mind-numbing white light from simultaneous shell bursts scattered the men, some dead before they hit the ground others screaming for a medic.Β  The soldier flinched and involuntarily turned his head away, using his hands to shield his eyes. Beneath him, the earth rumbled and shook....

β€œForty years with the same company. That’s a long time.” Robert Harris shrugged as he pushed the soggy salad around the paper plate with a flimsy plastic fork. He looked at the young intern sitting across from him. β€œTime goes fast, Thomas. It didn’t feel like...

It would just be for the summer, they said. Just until they β€˜worked some things out’, they said. As the TV screen turned to static again, Eli was starting to think that summer might as well be forever. β€œGrandma! The TV’s broken again!” Eli heard the clacking of...

Bill was carrying all of his wife’s baggage after their Sunday at the mall when she decided to have another meltdown. Something triggered her. Nothing major, something small. It may have been the tone in Bill’s voice when he absently remarked about… something. It may...

There’s one hard and fast rule about me. If there’s a new chick at school and she be hot, she’s mine. It’s not a matter of if I’m making it all the way with her. It’s a matter of when. And no, I don’t mean getting...

He’s talking again.Β  Why is he talking?Β  Jesus Christ.Β  And my tie.Β  Feels so goddamn tight.Β  Like I’m being choked to death.Β  Maybe if I just stick my finger in there, pull it out more.Β  Get some fucking relief.Β  But I already did that.Β  God...

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